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Zone Demotivational Poster

HONEY?! - Where is my super suit? What?? WHERE....IS...MY...SUPER...SUIT?!?!

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fred - March 21, 2011, 9:21 am
Flown by rebels, shot down by rebels. Fail.
PuppySlayer - March 20, 2011, 3:45 pm
I lol'ed hard 5l
MPsniper - March 20, 2011, 8:03 am
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agdaniele - March 19, 2011, 9:43 pm

THE FRIEND ZONE - By the time you prove you're everything she's looking for you will already be in it.

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nicholsjoshua15 - February 13, 2014, 3:59 pm
Why do people think they Friend Zone and Romance Zone are exclusive. People should realize that the best lover is a friend and the best friend is a lover. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6uvjjm_GnMg
djinnyf - April 10, 2012, 12:19 am
Sometimes, it's better to have had someone in the friend zone than to have hurt him because you were so messed up you know you would have... xx
djinnyf - April 10, 2012, 12:18 am
That's teenage stuff... Life goes on, everybody learns, clarify what they look for... And then you resent her/him for having you in the friend zone for a bit? Too bad...
ponderous - April 9, 2012, 5:32 pm
WellThatSucked - April 9, 2012, 4:08 pm
You too?

THE FRIEND ZONE - Sometimes it beats the one-eyed mutant freaks you might have had.

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MidgetBunny - April 9, 2012, 5:54 pm
This is high-larious :D

25 MPH - Doesn't that seems like the optimal cruising speed for pedophiles?

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YOUR SANITY - Get ready to kiss yours goodbye

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faulty switch - August 28, 2009, 1:41 pm
i kissed mine goodbye a long time ago. its not as exciting as it sounds. tho it does have its good times

Fun Fact for Germaphobes -

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 7, 2013, 2:19 pm
I'm a big fan, as you can tell, of the ORIGINAL Twilight Zone series. Rod Serling's introduction which combined metaphors and puns was truly a work of art and pure genius. Can't find anything like it on TV today.
MrStupidGir - July 6, 2013, 11:20 pm
nice, even made that twilight zone music tune in in my head as I was reading this, kudos
5150monkeylove - July 6, 2013, 2:20 pm
Written perfectly. Captured his tone and inflection on paper. Nice.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 6, 2013, 1:22 am
I know, those d**n penguins! Ewwww!
steve1961 - July 5, 2013, 9:14 pm
Except for those germ-infested penguins...
EmilioDumphque - July 5, 2013, 7:28 pm
Antarctica works too.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 5, 2013, 7:13 pm
I told you that you inspired me to word it correctly, lol.
MissPriss - July 5, 2013, 6:27 pm
Very nicely done sir. 5L nicely indeed!

MY SUPER SUIT - Where is it?!?!

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garv - April 20, 2009, 11:32 am
no...it isn't...
Kii - April 20, 2009, 7:08 am
His supersuit is right behind him.

BREAKING THE ICE - Best celebrated with fancy costumes and a drink when achieved.

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Kamai - November 2, 2009, 8:47 pm
it's indeed from QC, I found the pic in the merchandise section. apparently they sell it on printed Tshirts and that kind of stuff
tehsupercheez - November 2, 2009, 8:45 pm
looks like Steve and Marten from questionable content
Derek - November 2, 2009, 3:39 pm
Learnt this at a Halloween party


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thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 12, 2013, 12:54 pm
It's deliciously ironic :-D
lgvernon - July 12, 2013, 11:30 am

I prefer cooked vegans, myself. The raw ones are stringy and tough...
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 10, 2013, 4:00 pm
I agree. I can't stand, not just vegans, but RAW vegans. They're so much nuttier than regular vegans. Vegans are insane, but raw vegans are... wow!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 10, 2013, 3:57 pm
Thanks fallout. I take a long time to write these out, considering humor and dialogue. But I'll try my best.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 10, 2013, 3:55 pm
That's good; I type it out in his voice.
JesusWept - July 10, 2013, 10:03 am
I f-ing hate vegans! So i give this 5 big juicy steaks! :D
falloutghoul - July 10, 2013, 8:52 am
Keep 'em coming!
GaryO - July 10, 2013, 8:23 am
So good. So true. I read this in Serling’s voice, couldn't be helped.


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TOW AWAY ZONES - This guy obviously didn't see the signs

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rerun - November 24, 2010, 11:27 pm

I bet airman parked on the flightline...again.


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Rick69 - March 30, 2012, 6:39 am
Quack you very much... :D
Sho - March 29, 2012, 6:25 pm
Quack yeah


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COFFIN CAR - Slightly larger than a double-wide coffin. Coincidence? I think not.

Now Back To Your Regularly Scheduled Program -

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Greybeard - August 13, 2014, 11:28 pm
Thank you. Your's was awesome as usual. :)
Reality Lord - August 13, 2014, 7:33 am

very nice series

People are strange -

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lgvernon - August 4, 2013, 9:44 pm

I remember seeing this episode of the Twilight Zone the first time when I was a little kid. Scared the beejeebus out of me.

LOOKING ON THE BRIGHT SIDE - It's only sunny because there's a hole in the O-zone layer.

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coldinjected - January 28, 2011, 10:42 am
I like it!! 5L.
culos - January 28, 2011, 8:13 am
Almost Motivational! 5 Daffodils


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BoneCD - August 21, 2010, 8:24 am
I Loved the Outer Limits and the Twilight Zone...they were the best!!!

SCHOOL ZONES MAKE NO SENSE - If you hit a kid going 20, he's still gonna die!

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HP22 - December 6, 2011, 9:37 pm
This is so stupid. At 20mph there's a 95% chance of survival as opposed to a 10% chance at 40mph.http://www.westmidlandsltp.gov.uk/associated-groups/west-midlands-road-safety-/safety-cameras-west-midlands/
shawoopa - December 23, 2010, 1:12 am
if only i could give lions for comments
Culos - January 22, 2009, 4:14 am
Sure, but it is easier to aim at that speed....

NORTH KOREA - That's the commie one.

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Moar - February 17, 2009, 2:56 pm
1337_h4x0r.... I cried a little after what you said... I couldn't control the laughter.... Please gtfo my Motifake, I'll walk you to the door
Captain Douchebag - September 16, 2008, 2:46 pm
Because Snopes is just the pinnacle of truth. ..Seriously, is it still troll season?
1337_h4x0r - September 16, 2008, 2:45 pm
lol, sara palin is so awesome. she isn't full of bs like barack. barack claims to be lots of things he is not. check the candidates out on snopes.com and decide for yourself...



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Pandas Know -

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ughomer - August 15, 2013, 5:50 am
pretty cynical, old crotchety the.

Warning Signs -

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MissPriss - September 14, 2014, 12:10 am
Got a couple of ideas... ;)
MissPriss - September 14, 2014, 12:10 am
Oh you just have to be creative steve. Read 101 uses for toddlers. Door stops, paper weights etc...teehee.
steve1961 - September 13, 2014, 2:36 pm
Here's your watch. You got the better part of the trade, however.
Thedge - September 13, 2014, 11:40 am
Bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

I Present to You -

Mr. Edward Snowden -

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Reality Lord - July 18, 2013, 4:08 pm

nicely done cynic
maoworks2 - July 18, 2013, 11:49 am
This Is The Best One I've Seen In A Long Time 5L.
robbidos - July 18, 2013, 10:12 am
lol 5 badly spelled lyins
Greeny - July 17, 2013, 9:41 pm
5 Dimensions!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 17, 2013, 9:16 pm
Thanks, Gary :-)
GaryO - July 17, 2013, 8:50 pm
One of yer best, cynic. 5L easy

reality check -

Famous Last Words -

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JesusWept - February 20, 2017, 8:47 am
LOL sure does XD
Silverheart - February 20, 2017, 7:14 am

Makes for an awkward start to the honeymoon, dontcha think?

Cleanliness -

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GaryO - July 22, 2013, 8:33 am
Far effing out!
falloutghoul - July 22, 2013, 8:29 am
And thus, the mystery is solved! ....Or IS IT?!



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Produceman117 - December 19, 2009, 12:31 am
...and the Lord striketh it down! Told ya.
Produceman117 - December 19, 2009, 12:22 am
HaHa!!! I saw that comin' as soon as I clicked POST COMMENT!
agdaniele - December 19, 2009, 12:21 am
I'm on my 8th Guinness... I just dropped a strong one, too... what's your point?
Produceman117 - December 19, 2009, 12:20 am
I just dropped a strong one in the queue, Aggy. That said, who knows though.
agdaniele - December 19, 2009, 12:19 am
At least he didn't take the volleyball route.
agdaniele - December 19, 2009, 12:18 am
Last I checked... yes. Yes it is.
Produceman117 - December 19, 2009, 12:17 am
Okay, fine... how about "Mavericky" Wait is that a word?
MrRandom - December 19, 2009, 12:16 am
Highway toooooo the dangerzone
agdaniele - December 19, 2009, 12:15 am
5L, yes... but gangsta?
Produceman117 - December 19, 2009, 12:10 am
Gangsta. 5.

THERE'S ............................ -


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Bartimaeus - October 25, 2009, 11:16 pm
As states go, it's pretty sizable. I thought comparing a man to a landmass was the height of hyperbole. (pun not intended.)
DreMagnum - October 25, 2009, 9:44 pm
is Nevada really big or something?

HOLY CRAP!!! - Here come the 5.0 and it is suddenly begining to look like a war zone.

WELCOME - To The Motifake Zone

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THE OUTER LIMITS - Normally, I'd never ever cross the double yellow lines.